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We got off the plane in

Heathrow. Big Airport.

 I took a bath. The first part

of the week is in the Royal

Horseguards hotel, the royal

Horseguards being right behind

us, meaning the horse stables of

the royal family. And me and my

friend love horses, and these

are the best. They have their

own little army too, just to

protect them.

I got a frozen durian that

sucked in London’s Chinatown. Everything is closed because of Chinese New Year.

I bought an oyster card to use

the underground tube. ” MIND THE

GAP! ” blares on the speakers

there. I was like, ” What is the

gap?” and could not figure out

for a long time. Its the yellow

line, they want you to stand

back from it when the train

comes. you see Tshirts that say

” Fuck the Gap!” with the

underground tube symbol.

Everywhere there are video

cameras, on  the streets.

Security is so tight.

I saw Big Ben and Westminster

Abbey. The Royal Horseguards is

on the Thames , 3 blocks away

from the front of Big Ben. So

when I see Big Ben, I can also

see our hotel, in tourist photos

and in movies.

 We went all over the King and

Queen’s land and our hotel is on

the King and Queens land, our

money goes to them. They are so

rich. They own everything.

We saw a play about Queen, with

the music of Queen called WE

WILL ROCK YOU, It was so

awesome, it was so nice, I loved

it, I love queen. The main

charcter was Galileo Figaro and

Scaramusch and it was 1984ish

about music being not allowed to

be made by anyone but a mean

corporation with a nasty leader

called Killer Queen.

I ate grapes , avocado and

mango. I had chamomile tea.

London is very beautiful. It is

very old and ancient actually,

we can see so much history .

There are class levels here and

people dress and act all stuffy.

Different accents too.

Westminster Abbey, I saw a book

telling about in the the year

1013 - the . Wow. Yes, things

were different then.

But still the same. War,

executions, murder, poison,

wealth, power, middle and low

class.

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Today I saw the Royal Horseguards,
 

themselves. They look cool, wear large wool capes and have all this red stuff sticking out of a ponytail at the top of their heads.

  I saw Buckingham Palace and Mayfair, Where Rich people of all London time have lived.

 I saw buses that are double deckered, rode the tube, hung out on Bond street,Oxford street Picadilly and did some shopping.

I sat in a cafe and had a Camomile tea .

Everywhere I see beautiful people. London is the only place I have seen Blacks, dressed like cowboys holding hands with Chinese Blondes, also others , like Hot Indians holding hands with Regal hispanics. So beautiful to see integration. It makes me feel like everything is ok. We all should be equal. We all should act it and treat each other with respect.

I am excited to see museums and a play or two. I realize going with another person, traveling with an other, well, there is a whole new psychology. Its no longer the individual. You can’t just do what you like with someone else. You have to do what the other wants and you have to treat each other as equals. I do not want to feel like I am on vaca with my parents or act like I got an itinerary nobody wants to do.

I want to share beautiful experiences together with the same mindset. There is no leader. It is necessary to think of the other person.
 Also, so much time alone together is hard too, you find out alot about the other person and well, things are said that have always wanted to be said and you have to look into the mirror and see yourself as others do, like it or not. Yes, I may have a temper and not care what anybody says if they act like what I say is boring as well.

Plus I talk way too much, I do. I must annoy guys sometimes, Blah Blah, here are my guts , Look at me.

I am beautiful and eat fruit.
 I feel karma go right thru me instantly. My whole body is filled with guilt or happiness at once.
I need to try harder to get along with someonbody without risking them thinking they can do or say whatever without consequence. Maybe I should accept everything and not worry about being someone elses karma.
 
Abraham Lincoln said : ” A GENTLEMAN IS A MAN WHO DOES NOT INFLICT ANY PAIN” that can be referred to a lady too, one who does not inflict any emotional pain.

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Today I Saw Tony Blair’s house. He is in Miami, on Vacation, now and people are upset, I told you everybody wants to be in Miami in the winter. People are upset because well, the get upset about stuff like that.

I went on a ghost tour. I saw old churches, in places that were temples to Diana in ROMAN TIMES, yes that old..i saw hurches with shrapnel holes from the World War, both of them.

I heard stories of a queen who murdered her KING husband and when she was buried she was buried in a Friars robe ( monk) so she would fool St. Peter upon entering Heaven ) 

Saw Winston Churchill’s home. I put my foot on the same tomb, same place that Hugh grant did in Four weddings and a funeral.
I saw a church from 1100 . Walked arundf kensington, ” Where the rich people live” and saw nice cars.

I saw Princess Diana’s home. Millionaire’s row where they confiscate your camera if you are taking pictures on the side of the Israeli embassy. saw the ancient bunker of the Royal family where you can rent a room for 20,000 a week next to that big palace where Diana Lived.I saw mews, where the horses were kept, now all turned into offices.
 I ate an avocado, grapes, mangos , dates, cacao,cherries, blueberries.

 I saw many things, ruins, saw where the Physicians Hall was in 1500’s where they tried to bring back the dead hanged men by electrocution and cut up bodies.

Did you know the Fire of London started at PUDDING street and ended at PYE street, and people thought it was a message of God’s,  warning about their gluttony. They even put a statue of a fat kid called the sin of gluttony on PYE street I saw!!! The Great fire of London was in the year 1666.

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look, that photo has 666 in it too, in the file name!

I saw graveyards of the plague, all piled high above ground body upon body, and also heard stories about how the drinking water was infected by all the bodies and dogs and cats dug up the bodies to eat them.
I saw haunted pubs and heard about the gallows.

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trafalgar square


Today I went to Oxford by train. An hour outside of London. It was a nice long ride thru the countryside.
We got there and walked around my friends old dorm, he showed it to me, where there was an old church with bones sticking out of the ground. in those days, bodies were atop of bodies ..for only like 50 years and then they were dug up for new plots.

He showed me a field where he played american football to  groups of confused spectators , and now stands football goal posts.

 We saw buildings a thousand years old and anything new was 500 years old. He told me the stories of how Oxford was the center of education for the longest times, the best of the best and all around them were brutes from the country , who would steal so they had to make walls, and patch up windows.

Everything was supertiny now because people were tiny back then.
We went into an old pub called THE BEAR and the ceiling was as high as me. I had a tea and my friend had a pint of bitters. We walked around beautiful old Oxford.

We saw students on bikes wearing wool capes, we saw the Thames where these punts were parked for students to ride them with kegs of beers.

He went on a ghost tour and I went home.

my hotel the first nights

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The Ritz , when we checked in the lady walked us up to our room and gave us a tour of all the perks. man, we have two people for every person here even when the Hotel is full.

We came two days ago to look around at The RITZ, and they kicked us out on our bums! No sightseeing without a reservation..!!!
 We also see people taking photos outside, wishing they could see it inside.

 I read a book called Tea at the Ritz and learned so much history, I read quotes in famous English novels about the Cucumber sandwiches there and Poems aboutthe beauty.

I went to the Bloody Tower, This was a royal palace a thousand years ago, maybe longer.

I saw exactly where Ann Boleyn was decapitated, and also where she was buried, under the altar of a tiny ornate creepy church from 1200, and that was new!

I saw how executions took place, where the headless bodies were brought and where the heads were thrown.

I saw BEEFEATERS, which need 22 years of armed service and medals of honor to just apply for the job, and they get buried when they die at The Bloody tower too in the graveyard.
There are 6 kinds of pillows to order free here in The Ritz. One is even lavender filled.

White Roses in all the  bathrooms for purity, Christmas Poinsettas everywhere .
I looked at room service, 1000 dollar (usd) caviar and blinis …lol, they have fresh squeezed juices of all kinds and fruits and exotic fruit salads too.

I saw castles, Moats, a room where two Prince boys were kept and then murdered, to be buried on the grounds and not found until 100 years later. I saw the ravens of the Tower, which there is a story that says when the ravens disappear the White Tower will fall and the country will go to ruin, so they cut all the Ravens wings so they do not leave..

I saw THE ROYAL CROWN JEWELS!!!!!!!!! These are all the jewels you see in paintings of English Royalty, all the crowns and sceptres and royal orbs covered in gems. I saw them, i wished I could touch them. I saw GOLD GOLD GOLD!!!! Swords and church stuff too.

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I am eating the best tangerines in the world with the green still on them and the leaves. Free in our room.

I am reading Vanity Fair, an English masterpiece, and I saw where Thackeray wrote it two days ago in Kensington.

I am watching Japanese tv here,in London, where they have people dressed up as monsters and groaning like them, too, and they pick up little screaming kids and everyone laughs and its on tv, screaming kids getting terrified.

I am at the Ritz, last night we saw the bar and restaurant. Cesar Ritz designed it eons ago to bring out the best complexion in everybody so he chose pink lighting, oh, it was a dream. all Belle Epoque, meaning it looks like we are in another century of terribly gorgeous wealthy people in good, good times. I was self conscious though, wearing -walking around the city- clothes and everyone was dressed up beyond formal and looked so good.

Today we are eating breakfast downstairs and then going ice skating, we got compimentary champagne because when we checked in a maid was still cleaning, so I guess we are gonna drink some for the New Years. (I know, not very fruitarian and I will die probably, but well, just a little, for tradition. Its really hard, I have to say no for Tea at the Ritz because well, they serve sandwiches and cakes along with it and well, I also needed reservations six weeks in advance, we’ll see, We usually get what we want. I know I always do. )

It’s not like the Ritz Carlton at all, but THE Ritz, its not like any other top of the line thing we are used to in the states, this is almost for a lost era of Aristocrats and Movie Stars, the first.

We have a photo of Talullah Bankhead drinking champagne out of a shoe in the Ritz a million years ago framed on the desk.

There are Chandeliers in the room and flowers and well, just about everything. I weighed myself in the bathroom I weigh 7 and a half stone!

 Alot of gold trim on the walls and carvings and cupolas in the walls and etchings of stuff like Windsor Castle, framed in gold on the walls and old gold lighting fixtures.

There are many different plugs.

Ritz bathrobes, towels, stationery, champagne glasses and magazines.

The mini bar has about five champagnes and stuff, like my grandfather used to eat, fruit shaped candies and chocolate covered orange peels.

We have a nice long hdtv and dvd and movies to watch.

Last night our Sleep was disturbed, three in the morning there was some banging on pipes, the walls here are so thin, we are above the ballroom so we heard music all night, too. My friend complained and now we are going to get a different room today.

I am so excited about going ice skating at the Natural History museum, and then seeing it, all the museums in Britain are free, it seems. I wanna see what Dinosaurs eat, the exhibit. One of the Spice girls was skating there a few days ago.
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Oh my god,  I just came back from Tea at the Ritz, THE institution of what ever is the best in life. Don’t ask how we got a reservation!!! My friend did it!!
It does not get any better than that, ever, never. The adjective Ritzy is about the ritz in London, not the Ritz Carlton, we know is the USA. It is amazing, it is, I have never felt so high in MY life, EVER..

I decided I want to haunt the place as a ghost after I die. it is heaven on earth.

The trays of desserts and finger sandwiches, I could not eat, of course,  but I ate the fruit off the tarts and I scraped the cucumber off the tiny paper thin sandwiches with cucumber sliced like thin deli meat..and had tea with no sugar, it was amazing, there is nothing, nothing like this place!
I loved the tuxedo waiters, harp player wore a tux, such grandeur, gold, statues of goddesses, huge Christmas trees filled with gold and red velvet, and wrapped with elegance.

There are a million pieces of tea porcelain, silverware with funny shapes and oh, we got complimentary champagne, long story, I drank two sips and said no way, no more, I will be drunk, so my friend helped himself.
I had all you can drink Darjeeling tea , the way it is supposed to be drunk, no shakiness at all (It’s the sugar that gives on the cracked out feeling one associates with caffeine)

This is like all of a sudden everything is beautiful, magic, and oh my god, I felt like an Princess..

My friend had no jacket and tie, he was not allowed in like that, so we had to really work to find one, we borrowed one from the hotel . We were a  little late.

 oh what a treat. It is like 70 dollars each just for tea, cakes and sandwiches, to sit there, but so worth it, a lifetime of inspiration. No wonder all the famous literary persons, like Oscar Wilde , etc  write poems about Tea at the Ritz, there is nothing like it!! I felt like I was dripping with jewels. oh my.

Tonight is the fireworks, right outside our old hotel by the Royal Horseguards, we saved our hotel room key to get in that area, it will be so packed.

London is the center of PICKPOCKETS, so we have to be careful.

 We got a huge bottle of champagne to spray.

I feel so honored to be here, I feel so grateful. I feel so away from anything bad in my life. There is no more bad, the Ritz has wiped my slate clean, my entire life is washed away. Only the best of the best has entered,that is how I feel. I will wrte poems about this place, maybe I will only come here for Christmas every year of my life. I feel from another time, another lifetime where gold was gold and glitter was everywhere and the money flowed like champagne and the tuxedos were spotless…the dresses all amazing. Everybody there today at tea was impressed, in awe. We deserve it, I know I do, I have been calling today for the entire year, the best of the best I wanted, and I got it!

I love you, I love everyone, everything is on fire and alive and the streets of London are so beautiful, nothing compares to this place. Picadilly, Oxford Street.

I see men in tuxedos wearing KILTS!! Just like Prince Charles does.

Oh we also went to Speakers Corner in Hyde Park. Its a place where anyone can speak freely about anything. I listened to some Arabs fighting over Sadam,  Arguing, is he the devil? or their leader?

 I saw people on ladders talk to the Muslims telling them they need to accept Jesus, or go to hell, sex was in another corner, there was a black guy with a Jamaican flag who we left before he goty to speak.

I could go up and talk about Fruitarianism and people would listen and surround me and even take my photo and film me. its so cool.  I love it.

London and Paris, are my family. Nothing is more ancient, older and classier.

I have never in my life felt more humble, more in awe of wealth of spirit, this is so classy, this is where the word Ritzy was created. Its all diamonds, lights and gold.

And the magic of tea, has ensnared me, tea plain, brewed the real way, no tea bag and with a strainer into a porcelain cup.

Last night I ate red peppers with avocados and pomodorino tomatoes, today I had one brazil nut that I cracked open, there is a big bowl of nuts and nutcracker in our room and a bowl of dried figs and tangerines, free.

My friend is passed out from all the champagne, he is naked on the bed snoring watching a game of CRICKET on bbc2.

Oh all the british shows are just like Benny Hill, with modern updated, super hot, hot girls, where do they get girls this perfect?
All the hot girls with big breasts and mini skirts and in lingerie, every show has them, you can get horny by just watching regular tv. It’s not like abc or cbs at home at all.

I am on this beautiful rug. I like the clocks, the fireplace, the desks, the bath room, the bedcovers are antique and silky embroidered and everything is ancient looking.

I went ice skating dd not fall once
first time ever too


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The fireworks were so beautiful, they were, in London EYE. We were right under on it on the Thames by Big ben and they EYE thing, that ferris wheel bug thing.

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On the plane home I realized London is very powerful on my subconcious. I saw a movie on the plane, a great one called THE QUEEN about Queen Elizabeth , Diana and Tony B. I saw The OMEN, filmed in, LONDON, where we were and I saw a DOCTOR WHO episode, British, filmed in Versailles about Madame Pompadour.

Checkingout I found our tea at the Ritz was free, complimentary because of my friend, he complained about noise one night.

MY PHOTOS

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